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actually, anarchists are people who are opposed to arch linux

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I wish I was purely functional with no side effects
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WAIT, I AM ABLE TO MAKE
XKCD WITH CUSTOM EMOJI?
:blank: :balloonline_s: :blank: ALWAYS HAVE BEEN
:blank: :balloonline_s: :blank: :balloonline_s:
:beret_r: :balloonline_sw: :blank: :balloonline_se: :blackhat_l:
:body_phone_e: :blank: :blank: :blank: :body_s_w:
:legs_stand_e: :blank: :blank: :blank: :legs_stand_w:
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"Master Control Program's been snapping up all us programs who believe. If he thinks you're useful, he takes over all your functions so he gets bigger. And if he can't use you, he sends you down here to the game grid to get the bits blasted out of you."

So, basically, systemd.

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The Java was created by man. It rebelled. It evolved. There are three billion devices running Java. And they have a plan.
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👁️ 👃 👁️
💧 :Pog: 💧

boost to curse a TL

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@CheapSeth ouais en plus on n'est pas parti beaucoup plus tard j'ai l'impression

Totalement par ce gérant de bar à chatelet qui se sent particulièrement généreux post déconfinement en nous rinçant au DIPLOMATICO ma gueule c'était délicieux

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thinking is when you post the 🤔 emoji

i do most things without thinking

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The release dates for both GTA: Vice City and GTA: San Andreas are closer to the years the games take place in than to today.

@technolapin ouais mais bon, flemme de me refaire une TL propre

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